Constricting Breathing Since Aught 6
Oh ghod...don't tell me Miss Gilly is still alive!
She’s so poor that if her father didn't cut holes in her pockets at Christmas, she wouldn't have anything to play with.She’s so poor that people from the church would run over animals in front of her house to help with food.She’s so poor that beggars give her money.She’s so poor that someone saw her kicking a can down the street, and when asked what she was doing she said, "moving".She’s so poor that if they had 10 cent boat rides down the river, all she could do is run down the bank hollering "That's real cheap!"She’s so poor that she can't afford to pay attentionShe’s so poor that a guy walked into her house, stepped on a cigarette and her mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"She’s so poor that her parents got married for the rice. She’s so poor that I saw her mom walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, she lost a shoe." she said, "No, I found one."She’s so poor that when she asked what was for dinner her mom put her foot on the table and said corn.She’s so poor that she lives in a 2 story cracker jack box.She’s so poor that when someone rang her doorbell she had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window.She’s so poor that her mother couldn't afford to have her...the lady next door had her.She’s so poor that she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.She’s so poor that burglars bring things to her.She’s so poor that she has a human head to store her pilot light.She’s so poor that her heart burst open.She’s so poor that she doesn’t have health insurance.She’s so poor that she can’t afford to pay her heating bill.She’s so poor that she can only afford bad food.She’s so poor that she doesn’t have enough money to take care of her sick mother.She’s so poor that she’s considering suicide.
SOMMER BROWNING is a professional human being. When she isn’t shoeing pelicans, she wishes she was.
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