tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post116501156813231003..comments2023-08-22T07:53:46.742-05:00Comments on Asthma Chronicles: Poor SubstitutesSommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-1168631312036711432007-01-12T14:48:00.000-05:002007-01-12T14:48:00.000-05:00Pretty sweet.Pretty sweet.Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15654952046363251377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-1166199870087634682006-12-15T11:24:00.000-05:002006-12-15T11:24:00.000-05:00where did you find this information?where did you find this information?Sommerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-1166197515862785182006-12-15T10:45:00.000-05:002006-12-15T10:45:00.000-05:00SOMMER BROWNING is a professional human being. Whe...SOMMER BROWNING is a professional human being. When she isn’t shoeing pelicans, she wishes she was.Lester Shuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04423886229912824413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-1165445762354333832006-12-06T17:56:00.000-05:002006-12-06T17:56:00.000-05:00She’s so poor that if her father didn't cut holes ...She’s so poor that if her father didn't cut holes in her pockets at Christmas, she wouldn't have anything to play with.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that people from the church would run over animals in front of her house to help with food.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that beggars give her money.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that someone saw her kicking a can down the street, and when asked what she was doing she said, "moving".<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that if they had 10 cent boat rides down the river, all she could do is run down the bank hollering "That's real cheap!"<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she can't afford to pay attention<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that a guy walked into her house, stepped on a cigarette and her mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that her parents got married for the rice. <BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that I saw her mom walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, she lost a shoe." she said, "No, I found one."<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that when she asked what was for dinner her mom put her foot on the table and said corn.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she lives in a 2 story cracker jack box.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that when someone rang her doorbell she had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that her mother couldn't afford to have her...the lady next door had her.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that burglars bring things to her.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she has a human head to store her pilot light.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that her heart burst open.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she doesn’t have health insurance.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she can’t afford to pay her heating bill.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she can only afford bad food.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she doesn’t have enough money to take care of her sick mother.<BR/><BR/>She’s so poor that she’s considering suicide.Mathias Svalinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14573150995423227684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-1165164694613057612006-12-03T11:51:00.000-05:002006-12-03T11:51:00.000-05:00Oh ghod...don't tell me Miss Gilly is still alive!...Oh ghod...don't tell me Miss Gilly is still alive!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com