BOWLING GREEN, Ohio -- A new study reveals two in five people love dancing cat videos or love someone who loves dancing cat videos. A group of research sociologists at The University of Bowling Green State Ohio College University (go RedCups!) have just completed the two-and-a-half-day long survey of most every human on the planet. "We missed a few people in Bangladesh and St. Augustine, Florida because our dial-up connection was screwballs, but we answered for them as accurately as possible," says Dr. Robert Bob. Survey takers were asked questions such as: Do you love dancing cat videos? Do you know someone that loves dancing cat videos? Am I doing it too hard? The results will be published in an article coming out this July in the Yale Journal of Sociology.