What were you doing five years ago?
1.) Slinging tater tots at Grill
2.) Hanging clothes out on the line in the backyard of the cutest house I will ever live in
3.) Writing this poem
What are five things (in no particular order) on your to-do list for today?
1.) Get Tito Ortiz to sign my book
2.) Call Ron Miller
3.) Eat dinner (hopefully hamburgers) with mk
4.) Try not to cut my own hair
What are five snacks you enjoy?
2.) Beef Jerky
What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?
1.) Give money to mk to invent a gun that shoots money
2.) Give money to Cheryl to start some crazy ass school that teaches critical thinking
3.) Buy my mother everything she wants
4.) Learn to surf standing up
5.) Renounce my wealth
What are five of your bad habits?
1.) Thinking I'm still playing GTA4 when I walk down the street
2.) Watching shit ass TV instead of writing shit ass poems about TV
3.) Worrying I'm not worrying enough
4.) Thinking I only have four bad habits
What are five places you have lived?
1.) In a shack in Church Hill, Richmond, VA
2.) In a shack in Brooklyn
3.) In a shack in Fredericksburg, VA
4.) In a shack in Tucson, AZ
5.) In a shack in Alexandria, VA
What are five jobs you have had?
1.) Waitress at Denny's, graveyard shift
2.) Under quota bookseller at Waldenbooks
3.) Uncomfortable cashier at community pool
4.) Incompetent Richmond dishwasher
Which five people do you want to tag?
1.) Ron Silliman
2.) Mark Horosky
3.) Marjorie Wine
4.) Jennifer Bartlett
5.) Ann Fine