Thursday, July 06, 2006

How To Do Things





4 comments:

amfine said...

I love these! But I will never do that to my Ticonderoga. Not nice.

amfine said...

p.s. where you been?

Anonymous said...

the eraser is an evil entity. when left unwatched, it *will* undertake devious designs.

hating the eraser is a fine initiation, but people need to know how to stymie its propensity to destroy while unattended. on the loose in a pencil can or at rest on a desk, the eraser means us harm. please advise.

Sommer said...

erasers hate the past. so while swear words like "cunt" and "dickless pig-head" are very good weapons against erasers, remember that taking care of one's uterus ensures a healthy sac for future humans and is thus the greatest insult of all. keep in mind that it is important to only have men babies and raise them in the ways of mixed martial arts.