Restroom for those who Permanently Hover in a Sitting Position

Gino Vanneli -- for many reasons

"People Gotta Move"
"Powerful People"
"Love Me Now"
"Love of My Life"
"I Just Wanna Stop"
"Wheels of Life"
"The River Must Flow"
"Nightwalker"
"The Longer You Wait"
"Appaloosa"
"Black Cars"
"Just A Motion Away"
"Wild Horses"
"In the Name of Money"
"Persona Non Grata"
"The Time of Day"
"Cry of Love"
"If I Should Lose This Love"
"Wheels of Life"
"I Die A Little More Each Day"
"It's Only Love"

Famous People Series: Scientists

Guitarmy (AKA Global Thermo-Nuclear War)

Friends, Happy New Year!

I would like to invite you

to the mind-bendingly sustaining manna that is The Guitarmy!
(formerly Sportsman's Paradise).

Five guitars. One drumming maniac. Zero concern for personal well-being.



Thursday, January 7th, 11pm at Otto's Shrunken Head


Address: 538 East 14th Street between Avenues A & B

Please come and help me stay awake.

Oh yes.

I am famous.

Grandma Heavy Metal Videos

I have hand selected a few Heavy Metal Grandma YouTube Videos for you for the Holidays.

It hurt me to post these.

Somewhat disturbing:



A bit more disturbing:



Completely insane:

Can't Can't Can't Can't Can't Stop Listening to

PAST SIMPLE

Friends.

Please check out the most recent issue of PAST SIMPLE, especially if you like bears and pigs, bears and pigs with love in their eyes.

Also. I twitter, apparently.

How's this for last minute?

I'm reading in 9 hours at Cornelia Street Cafe.

That's 6pm with Ted Jonathan & Andrew Kaufman for the New York Quarterly.

So if you are restless on a Monday night, please feel free to come on out.

I think it's 6 bucks and that includes a drink.

29 Cornelia St. Brooklyn, NY 11221

HALO 3: ODST

UPDATE: Matt says I played this and it wasn't that good. I sort of remember. I take back my self-invite. I'm just jonesing for video games.

*****

Can someone please let me come over and play it?

The ads on Hulu are really compelling. But I hear it sucksish.

What is a SUPERMACHINE?

yes! you are correct!



Please come to the SUPERMACHINE reading this Friday at Outpost at 7pm

It is Halloween Eve with Matvei Yankelevich, Jeremy James Thompson & me.

1014 Fulton

(grand & classon)

G to Clinton/Washington, C to Franklin

I know some of you live around there,
don't make me put you in a weird font.

Doomsday

Calling Possible Poets of the Probable Apocalypse

Flying Guillotine Press
& the First Annual Doomsday Festival & Symposium

are Asking You to Imagine Demise.




The First Annual Doomsday Festival & Symposium, a festival of revelatory film, destruction literature, Butoh, and intellectual disaster, will take place October 23-25 in New York City. In addition to a host of film screenings, expert discussions, panels, and Butoh performances, Flying Guillotine Press will curate a poetry reading and publish a limited edition anthology of Apocalypse poems.

We invite you to submit apocalypse poems for the anthology!

Please email them to flyingguillotinepress at gmail dot com by October 5th. We want to publish as many as possible, but depending on how many submissions we get we may not. Let us know if they are previously published.




Please feel free to tell everyone you know. The more voices, the more cacophonous our doom.

See you in hell,

Flying Guillotine Press

R.I.P. Haven Hamilton

Pictures of Paradise Sporting

Thank you everyone for coming and almost coming to the show!



Both photos taken by Michele Lamorte.

SPORTSMAN'S PARADISE

Another installment of the bliss-out post avant-miasma that is Sportsman's Paradise!




This Thursday, August 20th, 8pm at the ISSUE PROJECT ROOM in Brooklyn.

We're playing with Cotton Museum + Sick Llama.

DO IT FOR YOUR HOLLOW HEART.

New Poem

Two Reviews in the New Octopus

Check out my reviews of Thomas Hummel's Point and Line To Plane (Projective Industries) and Carrie Hunter's The Unicorns (Dusie Kollectiv).

Octopus #12



This still is from the film Megashark vs. Giant Octopus. It is promptly going in my queue.


This Octopus issue kicks buttocks with work by all of these people:

Poems:

Lynn Xu
Heather Christle
Jennifer Knox
Tony Tost
Cathy Park Hong
Christopher Stackhouse
Amanda Nadelberg
Kristi Maxwell

Introduced by:

Katie Peterson
Lisa Olstein
K. Silem Mohammad
The Lucipo Poetics List
Arda Collins
Rebecca Wolff
Chris Fischbach
Ann M. Fine

Reviews of:

Farrah Field, Dobby Gibson, Thomas Hummel,
Carrie Hunter, Ellen Kennedy, Melissa Kwasny,
Helena Mesa, Vanessa Place & Robert Fitterman,
Robyn Schiff, Jeremy Schmall & Justin Taylor

Reviewed by:

Dan Magers , Ben Kopel, Sommer Browning,
Kathleen Rooney, Dave Madden, Steven Karl,
Karla Kelsey, David Carillo, & David Sewell