Tuesday, September 07, 2010



I have a new website that is a little bit worse than this one. But I'm working on it.

Here it is:


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Here's a new poem

I wrote it for the wonderful Melissa Broder's Polestar Poetry Series Nirvana Night. I'm sad because I'm scramming just after getting to know Melissa; she's the tits. Please excuse the brief opening butt shot in this video.

I just said "opening butt."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Caterwauling Nine Tails

Hi friends,
I have some new one-liners if you're interested. Click my face.

Monday, June 07, 2010

I'm reading with Paige Taggart & Sampson Starkweather in Philadelphia on Saturday!

Hello Friends!

This is my first reading in Philadelphia and my final reading on the East Coast until soon!


Not only because we are going to do weird and awesome things to all your vital organs.

Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:00pm

Brickbat Books (Queen Village)
709 South Fourth Street (between Bainbridge & Monroe Sts)

Bring your own beer or wine or Sterno, for all I care.

Sommer Browning writes poems in Brooklyn. She has a few chapbooks out, most recently, THE BOWLING with Brandon Shimoda (Greying Ghost, 2010). She is co-founder of Flying Guillotine Press & draws cartoons from time to time. Here is her stand-up comedy debut.

Sampson Starkweather is the author of four chapbooks, most recently The Heart is Green from So Much Waiting from Immaculate Disciples Press, and Self Help Poems forthcoming from Greying Ghost Press. He is an editor of physics and chemistry books, and co-founder of Birds, LLC, an independent poetry press. Check him out here.

Paige Taggart’s chapbook Polaroid Parade is forthcoming with Greying Ghost Press. Her e-chapbook, Won't Be A Girl is available worldwide with Scantily Clad Press. She was a 2009 recipient of the New York Foundation of the Art’s grant. To find a listing of her publications and jewelry peruse here.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Some Notable Concerts in My 34 Years

These clips aren't from the shows.

Pelt at Hole in the Wall, Richmond, Virginia c. 2000

The Ex at Knitting Factory, NYC 2004

Mose Allison at Blues Alley, Washington, DC, c. 1998

Joanna Newsom at Solar Culture, Tucson, Arizona c. 2003

My Bloody Valentine at Roseland Ballroom, NYC 2008

Pharoah Sanders, New Orleans, c. 1999

Shannon Wright at the Black Cat (I think), Washington, DC., c. 2002

Dodging Jerry Williams' questions on Druken Boat!

Hey Friends!

Jerry Williams interviewed me!


Monday, May 10, 2010

I'm telling jokes at Caroline's tonight!

Yes, her hands say "RoboTrip"

Caroline's tonight at 9:30

$5 if you mention my name [plus a two drink minimum].

1626 Broadway
between 49th & 50th

This is my second stand-up show.
Which time is the charm, again?

Make a reservation: (212) 757-4100

It would be very fine to see you.