BBQ Gun

Oh man. There will be nothing new for a few weeks. While I'm busy not posting please go to a mall. Perhaps the beautiful Cevahir Mall in Istanbul, the sixth largest mall on our planet.

Fellatio vs. Cunnilingus

Cellulite vs. Spider Veins

Bear vs. Snake

Bear vs. Snake Alternate Ending

Aerobics deserves credit for this.

Childhood Series

That's So Ancient Greece

Inspired by, well, just plain stolen from Ron Miller.

That's So Ancient Greece

Childhood

Hot Damn!

Right now if you Google "fellatio," Asthma Chronicles pops up on page 10 of the results! I've finally made the big time!

No wonder I've gotten so many hits from Sweden recently.

Li'l Dil

Are you in Roanoke, Virginia an hour ago?

If so, check out the staged reading of my play THE NARRATOR here Mill Mountain Theatre.

Childhood Series

Poor Substitutes

Poor Substitutes

Poor Substitutes