A Couple of ICP Covers

Big BoobPhone

I projected comics at Yardmeter the other night.

Mother's Day is Coming

Buy your mother a bag of sleeves.

THE BOWLING by Brandon Shimoda & Sommer Browning

Friends!

I wrote a chapbook with Brandon Shimoda & Greying Ghost made art out of it. You can order one at their website.

It is a beautiful piece of motherloving tree. Thank you, Carl. You are amazing.

Taxi1010

Does anyone know anything about this? It's pretty amazing.

I Thought You'd Laugh Harder. That's What My New Comic Book Said!

Seriously though. Monkey panel thong alliance puffin franks.

Seriously though. I was born with sonar.

Seriously though. Lars von Trier has a combover on his dick.

Seriously though. You can buy my new comic book here! It has laffs. Thank you!

SOLD OUT!! Or in actuality, 80% given out free, 10% soggy from beer, 10% sold.

More Serial Killers are Born in April Than in Any Other Month

I MADE THAT UP!! OUT OF MY BRAIN!!

There is a lovely event in which I'm participating this Sunday.

New York Quarterly's 40th Anniversary Party!


Sunday, April 18, 2010 -- 7:30 pm
at Westbeth Community Room in NYC



A full night of readings by Grace Zabriskie, FD Reeve, Fred Yannantuono, Jackie Sheeler, David Lehman, Jayne Lyn Stahl, Ray Collins, Matthew Yeager, Ted Jonathan, Joanna Crispi, and Sommer Browning. There will also be a wine tasting, sponsored by Palaia Vineyards & Winery, King Ferry Winery, and Red Tail Ridge Winery; a cheese tasting, sponsored by Sprout Creek Farm and Finger Lakes Farmstead Cheese Co.; plus a raffle and more. Come early as the space is limited.

It costs $20, I'm sorry to say. But that money is going to the New York Quarterly, which is a very cool magazine.


Here's the address:

55 Bethune Street (between Washington & West)
New York, NY 10014

Enter through 57 Bethune Street
Or
Enter through 155 Bank Street

AWP is Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose of Drugs

Friends!

This is my Second Life Avatar:



I am the Pineapple.

Also:

I'll be reading on Thursday, April 8th at 7pm, at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Denver for the Horse Less Press & Lost Roads Press Reading

MCA
1485 Delgany Street
Denver, Coloryourownrado

I'm reading with a bumper crop -- that makes no sense, but is true -- C.D. Wright, Forrest Gander, Adam Clay, Matt Henriksen, Cynthia Arrieu-King, Julia Cohen, Bruce Covey, Nate Slawson, Jennifer Denrow, Eric Baus, Andrea Rexilius, Shawn Huelle, Emily Kendal Frey, Sarah Bartlett, Joseph Wood, Jen Tynes, and Susan Scarlata.

DAMN!

ALSO and this is moderately important!

Please visit the Flying Guillotine Press Table! P12! Down this row, now take a right, you're almost there, on the left, turn around, Yes!



We will have chapbooks from Steven Karl, Michael Rerick, Angela Veronica Wong, Kate Schapira & Michael Robins. Plus a comic book by me called I Wonder if Balzac Had a Good Pianist. And a yak sized pile of Flying G T-Shirts. There is one specifically that fits Keith Newton.

Also joining our table is Small Anchor Press, Lightful Press & a hefty stack of the new issue of No, Dear.

I did a scary thing last night.

Alex Chilton Memorialized Before Congress

This makes me feel good.

Google Alert!

Somehow Google discovered my name was affiliated with this video.

Do You Remember Being a Shaker?

Remember when I creeped up to you in this creepy way? That was called a dance.



Remember building this? You nearly cut your finger off.

FRIENDS!

I am reading this Saturday, March something, at 6pm in Providence, Rhode Island with Ryan Murphy and hosted by Kate Schapira. These people are amazing & toothsome.



Ada Books
717 Westminster

PLEASE COME!

Restroom for those who Permanently Hover in a Sitting Position

Gino Vanneli -- for many reasons

"People Gotta Move"
"Powerful People"
"Love Me Now"
"Love of My Life"
"I Just Wanna Stop"
"Wheels of Life"
"The River Must Flow"
"Nightwalker"
"The Longer You Wait"
"Appaloosa"
"Black Cars"
"Just A Motion Away"
"Wild Horses"
"In the Name of Money"
"Persona Non Grata"
"The Time of Day"
"Cry of Love"
"If I Should Lose This Love"
"Wheels of Life"
"I Die A Little More Each Day"
"It's Only Love"

Famous People Series: Scientists

Guitarmy (AKA Global Thermo-Nuclear War)

Friends, Happy New Year!

I would like to invite you

to the mind-bendingly sustaining manna that is The Guitarmy!
(formerly Sportsman's Paradise).

Five guitars. One drumming maniac. Zero concern for personal well-being.



Thursday, January 7th, 11pm at Otto's Shrunken Head


Address: 538 East 14th Street between Avenues A & B

Please come and help me stay awake.

Oh yes.

I am famous.

Grandma Heavy Metal Videos

I have hand selected a few Heavy Metal Grandma YouTube Videos for you for the Holidays.

It hurt me to post these.

Somewhat disturbing:



A bit more disturbing:



Completely insane:

Can't Can't Can't Can't Can't Stop Listening to