tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-232445602024-03-13T09:15:15.247-05:00Asthma ChroniclesConstricting Breathing Since Aught 6Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.comBlogger212125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-43359279187481657372010-09-07T11:33:00.002-05:002010-09-07T11:34:23.282-05:00NEW WEBSITE!!!Friends!<br /><br />I have a new website that is a little bit worse than this one. But I'm working on it.<br /><br />Here it is:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.asthmachronicles.com">www.asthmachronicles.com</a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-41995686327121777642010-07-20T14:49:00.006-05:002010-07-20T15:05:47.797-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/TEYBlS0n-YI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/xY0ajBzeSHQ/s1600/WebsiteHeader4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 136px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/TEYBlS0n-YI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/xY0ajBzeSHQ/s400/WebsiteHeader4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496082135471618434" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/TEX9xRFHhoI/AAAAAAAAA8A/PPYyYgT12jI/s1600/WebsiteHeader3.jpg"><br /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-74550457752265201292010-06-22T16:36:00.003-05:002010-06-22T16:48:23.853-05:00Here's a new poemI wrote it for the wonderful <a href="http://www.melissabroder.com/">Melissa Broder's</a> Polestar Poetry Series Nirvana Night. I'm sad because I'm scramming just after getting to know Melissa; she's the tits. Please excuse the brief opening butt shot in this video.<br /><br />I just said "opening butt."<br /><br /><object height="425" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rDj-rH9jNkQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rDj-rH9jNkQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="425" width="400"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-42155155802368815502010-06-15T14:03:00.000-05:002010-06-16T17:18:44.873-05:00Caterwauling Nine Tails<span style="font-weight: bold;">Hi friends, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I have some new one-liners if you're interested. Click my face.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S_baRouZE7I/AAAAAAAAA7I/6GYBgg-wkXc/s1600/TwitterPic.jpg"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://twitter.com/VagTalk"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 144px; height: 180px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S_baRouZE7I/AAAAAAAAA7I/6GYBgg-wkXc/s400/TwitterPic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473802393640047538" border="0" /></a></div>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-61518979883721856102010-06-07T13:46:00.004-05:002010-06-07T14:03:52.941-05:00I'm reading with Paige Taggart & Sampson Starkweather in Philadelphia on Saturday!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/TA1CaNd9YOI/AAAAAAAAA7w/e9w_738ItxE/s1600/2187894530036955214SjVrDO_ph.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/TA1CaNd9YOI/AAAAAAAAA7w/e9w_738ItxE/s400/2187894530036955214SjVrDO_ph.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480109339639111906" border="0" /></a><br />Hello Friends!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">This is my first reading in Philadelphia and my final reading on the East Coast until soon! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">PLEASE COME!</span><br /><br />Not only because we are going to do weird and awesome things to all your vital organs.<br /><br /><br />Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:00pm<br /><br /><a href="http://brickbatbooks.blogspot.com/search/label/events">Brickbat Books</a> (Queen Village)<br />709 South Fourth Street (between Bainbridge & Monroe Sts)<br /><br /><br />Bring your own beer or wine or Sterno, for all I care.<br /><br /><br />Sommer Browning writes poems in Brooklyn. She has a few chapbooks out, most recently, THE BOWLING with Brandon Shimoda (Greying Ghost, 2010). She is co-founder of Flying Guillotine Press & draws cartoons from time to time. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFS1KPxJcbg">Here</a> is her stand-up comedy debut.<br /><br />Sampson Starkweather is the author of four chapbooks, most recently The Heart is Green from So Much Waiting from Immaculate Disciples Press, and Self Help Poems forthcoming from Greying Ghost Press. He is an editor of physics and chemistry books, and co-founder of Birds, LLC, an independent poetry press. Check him out <a href="http://blog.bestamericanpoetry.com/the_best_american_poetry/2010/05/the-heart-is-green-from-so-much-waiting-by-sampson-starkweather-by-amy-lawless.html">here</a>.<br /><br />Paige Taggart’s chapbook Polaroid Parade is forthcoming with Greying Ghost Press. Her e-chapbook, Won't Be A Girl is available worldwide with Scantily Clad Press. She was a 2009 recipient of the New York Foundation of the Art’s grant. To find a listing of her publications and jewelry peruse <a href="http://mactaggartjewelry.blogspot.com/">here</a>.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-67725308081261049212010-05-11T14:51:00.020-05:002010-05-12T13:41:06.438-05:00Some Notable Concerts in My 34 YearsThese clips aren't from the shows.<br /><br />Pelt at Hole in the Wall, Richmond, Virginia c. 2000<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbGtMvYRlDE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbGtMvYRlDE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The Ex at Knitting Factory, NYC 2004<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqWAaA4YLGs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqWAaA4YLGs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Mose Allison at Blues Alley, Washington, DC, c. 1998<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FM_5yfuQbF4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FM_5yfuQbF4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Joanna Newsom at Solar Culture, Tucson, Arizona c. 2003<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EzCuOP46kpM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EzCuOP46kpM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />My Bloody Valentine at Roseland Ballroom, NYC 2008<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V67z-52Ow2A&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V67z-52Ow2A&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Pharoah Sanders, New Orleans, c. 1999<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZgBVWx_1TKs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZgBVWx_1TKs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Shannon Wright at the Black Cat (I think), Washington, DC., c. 2002<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7J2Ut91cuw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7J2Ut91cuw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-44014629936878510972010-05-11T09:51:00.002-05:002010-05-11T09:53:24.141-05:00Dodging Jerry Williams' questions on Druken Boat!Hey Friends!<br /><br />Jerry Williams interviewed me!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.drunkenboat.com/?p=784">Here.</a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-81739274254748367992010-05-10T10:42:00.003-05:002010-05-10T10:48:06.517-05:00I'm telling jokes at Caroline's tonight!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S-gqhmuic0I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/eAgKdxABOC0/s1600/856197745_0e4320047d.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S-gqhmuic0I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/eAgKdxABOC0/s400/856197745_0e4320047d.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469668504261260098" /></a><br /><br />Yes, her hands say "RoboTrip"<br /><br /><br />Caroline's tonight at 9:30<br /><br />$5 if you mention my name [plus a two drink minimum].<br /><br />1626 Broadway <br />between 49th & 50th<br /><br />This is my second stand-up show. <br />Which time is the charm, again?<br /><br />Make a reservation: (212) 757-4100<br /><br />It would be very fine to see you.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-27585502303210928782010-05-03T12:24:00.001-05:002010-05-03T12:24:51.582-05:00A Couple of ICP Covers<object style="background-image:url(http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/ow4bH4Gfbjk/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ow4bH4Gfbjk&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ow4bH4Gfbjk&hl=en_US&fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-13978436562891016412010-04-30T13:21:00.002-05:002010-04-30T13:21:57.702-05:00Big BoobPhone<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9sfp6rLEnI/AAAAAAAAA6Q/4npcOd_dODQ/s1600/SAM_0930.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9sfp6rLEnI/AAAAAAAAA6Q/4npcOd_dODQ/s400/SAM_0930.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465997377729663602" /></a><br /><br />I projected comics at Yardmeter the other night.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-64288902325138650512010-04-27T21:34:00.000-05:002010-04-27T21:35:54.992-05:00Mother's Day is ComingBuy your mother a bag of sleeves.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9ee6B5oX-I/AAAAAAAAA5o/ZauTqFRolR0/s1600/photo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9ee6B5oX-I/AAAAAAAAA5o/ZauTqFRolR0/s400/photo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465011392617144290" /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-942761769549007512010-04-27T11:11:00.004-05:002010-04-27T11:18:38.250-05:00THE BOWLING by Brandon Shimoda & Sommer BrowningFriends!<br /><br />I wrote a chapbook with Brandon Shimoda & <a href="http://www.airforcejoyride.com/gg26.html">Greying Ghost</a> made art out of it. You can order one at their website.<br /><br />It is a beautiful piece of motherloving tree. Thank you, Carl. You are amazing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9cOAKcaaDI/AAAAAAAAA5g/Qo1KJ_CzxVQ/s1600/bowling1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S9cOAKcaaDI/AAAAAAAAA5g/Qo1KJ_CzxVQ/s400/bowling1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464852068803700786" /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-88056219821181474552010-04-19T20:04:00.001-05:002010-04-19T20:04:33.214-05:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8z9mP8BzPI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/mrAniL_oYIY/s1600/alicia_a_ow_birthday_roses_literal_lol.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8z9mP8BzPI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/mrAniL_oYIY/s400/alicia_a_ow_birthday_roses_literal_lol.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462019281648733426" /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-22368506251325058582010-04-19T18:17:00.000-05:002010-04-19T18:18:33.908-05:00Taxi1010Does anyone know anything about <a href="http://www.taxi1010.com/">this</a>? It's pretty amazing.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-62600672573943833122010-04-16T09:24:00.009-05:002011-08-03T20:31:17.918-05:00I Thought You'd Laugh Harder. That's What My New Comic Book Said!<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8hzCoGJySI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/sHY_ZzhiH-Y/s1600/BalzacCover.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460741037146884386" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8hzCoGJySI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/sHY_ZzhiH-Y/s400/BalzacCover.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 277px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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OUT OF MY BRAIN!!<br /><br />There is a lovely event in which I'm participating this Sunday.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">New York Quarterly's 40th Anniversary Party!</span><br /><br /><br />Sunday, April 18, 2010 -- 7:30 pm<br />at <a href="http://www.westbeth.org/CommunityRoom.php">Westbeth Community Room</a> in NYC<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8dgKmhSOQI/AAAAAAAAA5I/U4ECPM20fy8/s1600/sp10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S8dgKmhSOQI/AAAAAAAAA5I/U4ECPM20fy8/s400/sp10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460438808465127682" /></a><br /><br />A full night of readings by Grace Zabriskie, FD Reeve, Fred Yannantuono, Jackie Sheeler, David Lehman, Jayne Lyn Stahl, Ray Collins, Matthew Yeager, Ted Jonathan, Joanna Crispi, and Sommer Browning. There will also be a wine tasting, sponsored by Palaia Vineyards & Winery, King Ferry Winery, and Red Tail Ridge Winery; a cheese tasting, sponsored by Sprout Creek Farm and Finger Lakes Farmstead Cheese Co.; plus a raffle and more. Come early as the space is limited. <br /><br />It costs $20, I'm sorry to say. But that money is going to the New York Quarterly, which is a very cool magazine.<br /><br /><br />Here's the address:<br /><br />55 Bethune Street (between Washington & West)<br />New York, NY 10014<br /><br />Enter through 57 Bethune Street <br />Or<br />Enter through 155 Bank StreetSommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-64605506780723759092010-04-06T13:28:00.009-05:002010-04-06T13:58:52.441-05:00AWP is Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose of Drugs<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friends!</span></span><br /><br />This is my Second Life Avatar:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S7t_l3ViNXI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/_ZLimqwKiv8/s1600/secondlife-postcard.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S7t_l3ViNXI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/_ZLimqwKiv8/s400/secondlife-postcard.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457095661975647602" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I am the Pineapple.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Also:</span><br /><br />I'll be reading on Thursday, April 8th at 7pm, at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Denver for the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Horse Less Press & Lost Roads Press Reading</span><br /><br />MCA<br />1485 Delgany Street<br />Denver, Coloryourownrado<br /><br />I'm reading with a bumper crop -- that makes no sense, but is true -- <span style="font-weight: bold;">C.D. Wright, Forrest Gander, Adam Clay, Matt Henriksen, Cynthia Arrieu-King, Julia Cohen, Bruce Covey, Nate Slawson, Jennifer Denrow, Eric Baus, Andrea Rexilius, Shawn Huelle, Emily Kendal Frey, Sarah Bartlett, Joseph Wood, Jen Tynes, and Susan Scarlata.</span><br /><br />DAMN!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >ALSO</span> and this is moderately important!<br /><br />Please visit the <a href="http://flyingguillotinepress.blogspot.com/">Flying Guillotine Press</a> Table! P12! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Down this row, now take a right, you're almost there, on the left, turn around, Yes!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S7t-TqVrOII/AAAAAAAAA4Q/dvv2fkPa9HE/s1600/FGP+alt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S7t-TqVrOII/AAAAAAAAA4Q/dvv2fkPa9HE/s400/FGP+alt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457094249737304194" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We will have chapbooks from <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steven Karl, Michael Rerick, Angela Veronica Wong, Kate Schapira & Michael Robins</span>. Plus a comic book by me called <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">I Wonder if Balzac Had a Good Pianist</span>. And a yak sized pile of Flying G T-Shirts. There is one specifically that fits Keith Newton.<br /><br />Also joining our table is <span style="font-weight: bold;">Small Anchor Press, Lightful Press</span> & a hefty stack of the new issue of <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">No, Dear</span>.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-16734259390678832512010-04-03T17:04:00.006-05:002010-04-14T13:02:29.472-05:00I did a scary thing last night.<object width="400" height="330"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFS1KPxJcbg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFS1KPxJcbg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="330"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-84565232577833488802010-03-25T08:20:00.002-05:002010-04-14T13:03:43.208-05:00Alex Chilton Memorialized Before CongressThis makes me feel good.<br /><br /><object width="400" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H9LGwzGnx5w&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H9LGwzGnx5w&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="385"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-42585844688022789302010-03-09T09:16:00.003-05:002010-04-14T13:03:27.617-05:00Google Alert!Somehow Google discovered my name was affiliated with this video. <br /><br /><object width="400" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJcJe5Bh7e4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJcJe5Bh7e4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="385"></embed></object>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-76592750546164318162010-03-05T13:09:00.006-05:002010-03-05T13:20:33.044-05:00Do You Remember Being a Shaker?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FJMixTdaI/AAAAAAAAA2Y/797K9D3Wi4k/s1600-h/Shakers3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FJMixTdaI/AAAAAAAAA2Y/797K9D3Wi4k/s400/Shakers3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445213904308499874" /></a><br /><br />Remember when I creeped up to you in this creepy way? That was called a dance. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FJYQ1YSNI/AAAAAAAAA2g/dnYRnuTMnV4/s1600-h/shaker1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 398px; height: 283px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FJYQ1YSNI/AAAAAAAAA2g/dnYRnuTMnV4/s400/shaker1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445214105652185298" /></a><br /><br />Remember building this? You nearly cut your finger off.<br /><br />FRIENDS!<br /><br />I am reading this Saturday, March something, at 6pm in Providence, Rhode Island with Ryan Murphy and hosted by Kate Schapira. These people are amazing & toothsome.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FKuvzVWgI/AAAAAAAAA2o/ZqCexl8uLwQ/s1600-h/publicly-complex-030610.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S5FKuvzVWgI/AAAAAAAAA2o/ZqCexl8uLwQ/s400/publicly-complex-030610.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445215591433853442" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ada-books.com/blog.htm">Ada Books</a><br />717 Westminster<br /><br />PLEASE COME!Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-22206324514936218792010-02-26T11:47:00.000-05:002010-02-26T11:48:10.461-05:00Restroom for those who Permanently Hover in a Sitting Position<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S4f7OKwfB2I/AAAAAAAAA14/m5tyCAYFAEw/s1600-h/4167013363_0cc3b5a8ee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S4f7OKwfB2I/AAAAAAAAA14/m5tyCAYFAEw/s400/4167013363_0cc3b5a8ee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442594895524988770" /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-57113894778528488212010-02-07T23:55:00.004-05:002010-02-10T09:23:31.672-05:00Gino Vanneli -- for many reasons<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S3LBVH1SItI/AAAAAAAAA1Q/EfdRnbPjUQk/s1600-h/gino.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S3LBVH1SItI/AAAAAAAAA1Q/EfdRnbPjUQk/s400/gino.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436620268813558482" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />"People Gotta Move"<br />"Powerful People" <br />"Love Me Now" <br />"Love of My Life" <br />"I Just Wanna Stop" <br />"Wheels of Life" <br />"The River Must Flow" <br />"Nightwalker" <br />"The Longer You Wait" <br />"Appaloosa" <br />"Black Cars" <br />"Just A Motion Away" <br />"Wild Horses" <br />"In the Name of Money" <br />"Persona Non Grata" <br />"The Time of Day" <br />"Cry of Love" <br />"If I Should Lose This Love" <br />"Wheels of Life"<br />"I Die A Little More Each Day" <br />"It's Only Love"Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-48791413118200855372010-02-02T00:37:00.001-05:002010-02-02T01:10:00.547-05:00Famous People Series: Scientists<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S2e6JCFRlUI/AAAAAAAAA1A/SdVGCEOCGdQ/s1600-h/NikolaTeslaRebus.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kF1hpgWUgIQ/S2e6JCFRlUI/AAAAAAAAA1A/SdVGCEOCGdQ/s400/NikolaTeslaRebus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433516139786376514" border="0" /></a>Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23244560.post-53128069641658691692010-01-06T15:10:00.004-05:002010-01-06T15:15:55.338-05:00Guitarmy (AKA Global Thermo-Nuclear War)<span style="font-weight: bold;">Friends, Happy New Year!</span><br /><br />I would like to invite you<br /><br />to the mind-bendingly sustaining manna that is The Guitarmy!<br />(formerly Sportsman's Paradise).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Five guitars. One drumming maniac. Zero concern for personal well-being.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://frugalfestival.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yes-on-a-pie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 594px; height: 399px;" src="http://frugalfestival.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yes-on-a-pie.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Thursday, January 7th, 11pm at <a href="http://www.ottosshrunkenhead.com/index.html">Otto's Shrunken Head</a><br /><br /><br />Address: 538 East 14th Street between Avenues A & B<br /><br />Please come and help me stay awake.Sommerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13565339592189441974noreply@blogger.com3